if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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