Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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