Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
