Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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