I can tuck mytits in my pants
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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