It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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