she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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