problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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