But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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