u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i drank out of a bidet.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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