i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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