i think my mom watched the whole time
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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