Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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