Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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