would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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