Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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