dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Sponge bath it is.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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