how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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