Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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