i think my mom watched the whole time
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
worst night to have a conscience
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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