I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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