So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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