Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am naked and annoyed.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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