im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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