Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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