I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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