it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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