look no pants
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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