i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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