Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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