that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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