I would go down on you faster than GM stock
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
this is an emotional support booty call
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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