And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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