Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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