My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
