can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
