just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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