He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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