Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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