Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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