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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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