We're facebook friends in real life
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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