She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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