Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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