yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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