Soap is not a condiment
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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