Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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