If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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