i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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