Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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