he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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