At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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